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dick

you
you know what i'm talking about, DICK
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.
Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.
by CripCuz November 27, 2024
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Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024
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dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn
it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.
by dicyy June 9, 2020
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Dick bitch

When a man is being a bitch but has a dick.
Larry is being such a dick bitch today.
by Dick Bitch Lady Queen January 31, 2019
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Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"
Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"
by Senanator May 11, 2023
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TikTok Dick

When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.
Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.
by kittenbunny65 May 24, 2021
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