Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

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Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

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