Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Nani dicking

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick

Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking

by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020

Dick whipper

noun _dick whipper(s)
A male who engages in many sexual activity with many different people in a short amount of time.

A male who engages in sexual activity with a large number of people, occasionally simultaneously.

it refers to a guy always whipping out his penis to have sexual activity with other people.

Glen Quagmire from family guy is a dick whipper.

You shouldn't date him, i hear he a dick whipper.

dude your such a dick whipper!! how could you sleep with my girlfriend?!

by Alex Mascari February 24, 2011

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Vappy dick

When you use the tail of vaporeon (the Pokémon) as a dildo to buttfuck yourself

I was chilling with my homies when I showed them a video of me using my vappy dick

by Billbob274746/63 August 15, 2025

home-grown dick

When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.

Yo you need some home-grown dick!

by Your main hoes December 19, 2016