Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆

Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day

by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Dick

That fucker steve

Steve: Hey
Me: you motherfucker dickhead. i will fucking obliterate you you fat potato

by Syphex1 September 13, 2020

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022