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Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.
To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.
by Meatman689 August 18, 2025
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GRACE UP

Oh, snap! I forgot about your birthday...My fault. HAPPY belated b-day. GRACE UP
by life LEARNER August 23, 2025
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Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.
Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"
by yeptotally August 23, 2025
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Catch Up

Secret code for gay sex used by closeted homosexuals
-Hey Steve, let's catch up after dinner one-on-one
by Random-987 August 25, 2025
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shut up the fuck up

created by a tiktoker named "benii" used when you're trying to press an opp
shut up the fuck up. do you want me to beat you? open that mouth again imma fuck it. dude we're literally gonna fight right now
by electrons0amu August 25, 2025
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kick up a stink

Though we do not like the food in the restaurant, we decided not to kick up a stink.
by Martri August 27, 2025
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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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