Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

Dick

Dick

Jeb: Dick

by Yeetus meatus April 13, 2020

MY DICK

The Term or Phrase "MY DICK" is used to ploy others in a maundering way.

"AYE bruh these girls was talking bout you"

Who?

"MY Dick"

by NIGGAWORDS_3 March 25, 2019

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Goin' Wookiee on that Dick

When your partner is giving head and emitting a Chewbacca-esque sound from rolling their r's combined with the penis lodged in the back of their throat.

Shauna woke up the neighbors while she was goin' wookiee on that dick.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg January 10, 2020

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021