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Dick

Hi, my name is Dick
by dashy99993 April 24, 2020
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Dick

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick
by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.
by Tjasus December 29, 2018
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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023
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vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.
Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick
by Lukeadams June 17, 2016
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