Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

Fraser dick

He is also know as giggle boy and is he/him

Fraser dick is gay

by Matthew dowd June 30, 2022

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"

by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020