Anchor Dick

When a man posses an extreme length and girth that it make his penis heavy like an anchor.

Jesus I'm sore and tore, my man got that real mean ass, heavy ass Anchor Dick!

by xXCaptainAnchorDickXx June 11, 2021

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.

by Y•Not August 9, 2021

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Dick Nose

A person who acts like a tool or snob. Some could say that they also look like they have a dick for a nose

That Ethan is being a total Dick Nose right now.

by Bobby The First January 5, 2023

Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!

by KingLoli June 16, 2020

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016