by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021
Get the Turtle toeingmug. 
by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018
Get the toe automaticsmug. She said that she would not like it because she had never tried it, so he said that you cannot knock it till you try it and he then he proceeded to insert his toe into her vagina and to her shock she and amazement she enjoyed and he screamed Vagina Toes!!!!
by Skeletor Impaler October 21, 2018
Get the Vagina Toesmug. The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
Get the Shag your left toemug. A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
by byeb August 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Toesmug. t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
Get the Measuring my big toemug.