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russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016
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The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
by thaaanos April 11, 2018
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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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russian gypsy

A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language
Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley
by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020
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Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.
She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.
by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Russian Wall

A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.

See also: Hit the Asian Wall
Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!
by Svet8923483065 August 17, 2024
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