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No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin is number one, John is fake number one
by TateFan123 May 3, 2025
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Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.
Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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Kevinism

The best political way to go, it is the reason you look up and think "i am soo grateful that Hitler died because he was gay" and the reason why your asian parents beat the living fuck out of the when you bet a b plus.
DAMN! KEVINISM REALLY IS GREAT
by KEVVVVZ June 28, 2021
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Kevin

How can you listen to this, this song is so kevin.
by Sand™ July 29, 2025
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