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Jordan

Jordan is not just a name for guys ya little dumbasses
Hot guy: Jordan is hot
Other guy: Dude r u gay??
Hot guy: Jordan’s can be girls too dumbass
by Keely Smith April 19, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.
Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!
by #JordanAndMeganForever December 12, 2018
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jordan morlan

a jackass who will brake your heart and ruin your life before it even starts he makes you feel special then takes it away he has a way of making you fall for him and he seems to mess with your head and make you want to die because he pulls you right back to where you were when he broke your heart dont trust these guys there liars.
by mm .... October 22, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it
Jordan is the best friend you will ever have
by PPUUSSSSYYYY October 22, 2019
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Jordan

A handsome young man who gets all the latina babes
Wow look at that Jordan over there he’s so cool! I wish I was him
by AmonFym December 17, 2022
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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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