Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

by Two11two February 20, 2009

Cheese Wheel

Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.

We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.

by Ryo_slide December 16, 2008

cheese sandwich

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.

oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich

by virtual raine August 8, 2010

duck cheese

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Cheese Weasel

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).

From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.

by Kingpin3 February 21, 2011

cheese puff

Simply a Puff of Cheese.

Cheese (from cows) + Puff (from smokers usually weed) = Cheese Puff!

by Der Neger February 2, 2005

weak cheese

When you expect one type of cheese flavor and experience another.

This cheddar is weak cheese.... I'm takin' my ass to BC Deli next time.

by Rob R. December 3, 2006