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SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006
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Milwaukee Milk-pipe

When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.
Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)
by RudeDudeInTheMood June 23, 2014
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Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010
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homemade milk

THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.
"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "
by Bubba_The_Retard July 6, 2006
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Banana-milk method

The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.

When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"

"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
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Milk Bone style

A style of interlocking pavement bricks shaped like Milk Bones. They are prevalent on the Mexican Riviera, especially Playa del Carmen.
Whoa! Checki it out Babe... The bricks just switched from Honeycomb style to Milk Bone style! How 'bout a Margarita?
by J-Dub Superdawg October 31, 2013
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