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Christian

Christian is horny
yea ik
by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021
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Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022
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Christian Cavallaro

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do
I love you christian
by Nathanissexy June 26, 2019
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christian

christian is the type of person that comes up from behind you and slaps your butt. christian is very very gay. he sucks at basketball and can’t make a layup. he is skinny and has no muscle.
christian is a string bean
by dushaudb April 27, 2019
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Christian

He is a hayawan
Christian is a hayawan
by Definently not malicious October 18, 2020
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