Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Tijuana Salad

Eating someone’s ass that is suffering from Montezuma's revenge.

I don’t care if she has the runs, I’m gonna have me a Tijuana Salad.

by Azteca September 28, 2022

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

The Salads

3D animation about living vegetables

I enjoy watching The Salads.

by tk1995 June 4, 2018

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys putting flaccid dicks into someones mouth.

Lets give her a noodle salad.

by tpb614 March 30, 2016