by avethegoat June 26, 2022
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
by Dynamite Thundersteel March 01, 2023
by Coralface June 10, 2023
The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
Mark: Matt is it raining outside?
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
by Jonnyblaze1982 March 11, 2016
by spnwvr June 07, 2025