Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

rogger rabbiting

When a goofy, joker-like friend lands a SMOKING HOT girlfriend.

Geoff: How in the fuck did you get michelle?
Dayshon: I don't know, told her a joke , and now were a thing.
Geoff: Rogger Rabbiting motherfucker

by Dapper Day Day March 18, 2017

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

white rabbit

person who introduces you to enclosed group of interest or people, origins of this comes from the film Matrix and book named Alice in Wonderland

-I don't know anyone out there... Could you please be my white rabbit?

-Sure, no problem. You will know everybody in no time!

by LibertyWarrior June 5, 2017

jack rabbit cock

A person who is a retard but is also a dick/nigger

John is a jack rabbit cock

by Brody sucks dick September 20, 2017

mommy rabbit

A nickname for a woman who is submissive to her man and wants him to be in total charge

Mommy Rabbit cannot wait for Daddy Rabbit to take her home and do naughty things to her!

by Clever and Naughty May 19, 2018

Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018