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road-brother

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)
John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.
by Pius Felix June 13, 2024
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MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
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All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."
by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024
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Road knuckle

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway
Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle
by Constant Hat July 11, 2024
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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
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Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat
Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.
by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024
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Road Trigger

A person who uses their horn to bring attention to another driver that they are demonstrating unsafe maneuvers while operating their vehicle.
On the way to work I avoided an accident by performing road triggers to other drivers not paying attention.
by Funsizer July 21, 2024
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