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air rape

When someone starts air grinding against u and shaking thier bum like there is no tommorow and you have no clue what is happening and they blocked you with thier body.
Muniel rizvi air rapes eighth grade girls
by Yafavcatlady January 9, 2017
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Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.
Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af
by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017
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Poseidon's Rape

Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.
John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole
by catofsad July 26, 2021
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Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me
by Mr Smarty Oants August 7, 2021
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cloud rape

a term used by photographers to describe a cloud covering the sun and making everything dark and unusable for photography cloud rape only occurs on an otherwise sunny day with patchy clouds fully cloudy days aren't cloud rape cloud rape usual occurs before a subject comes into view
i was photographing a freight train and I got cloud raped

partly cloudy perfect cloud rape weather
by Shitphototaker69 September 3, 2021
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explain-rape

When a dumbass with no sense of humor explains the funny right out of a perfectly good joke.
Guy#1: Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?

Guy#2: Wow, no I didn't.
Guy#1: He's the Nibbler!

Guy#3: That is a reference to Mike biting peoples ear.
Guy#1: Thanks for the explain-rape, guy#3.
by Gjungle October 17, 2012
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Jaffa-rape

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.
My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake
by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012
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