major punch-up

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.
Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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fish punch taco

When a girl thrusts her vagina into your nose causing it to bleed.
This one time I had a threeway with a straight girl and gave her a fish punch taco.
by vaginator69 April 14, 2012
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triple hole punch

During a four-way sexual encounter involving three men and one woman, the act of triple-penetrating the woman.
Man we met this really freaky chick out last night and took her back to our hotel for the ole triple hole punch.
by WillB May 03, 2006
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tongue punch the dirtstar

the act performed by Jess and Joyce after a long night of Long Island Iced teas.
Hey Joyce! May I tongue punch your dirtstar? mmm mmm good!
by Drew November 16, 2003
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penis punching bag

1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.

2. The recipient of a cock slap.


1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?

Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.

2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?

Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008
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Three Hole Punch

When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
by Phillyguy3 May 27, 2011
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The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
by pattymills May 27, 2008
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