Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Pumperkraut

A sandwich theoretically created by an alternate-universe Sheetz gas station chain, consisting of real Amish bratwurst, pumpernickel bread, and tangy sauerkraut (optional melted cheese). Part of the MTO (Made To Order) sandwich lineup launched by alternate-universe Sheetz in 2023, the Pumperkraut quickly became South Central Pennsylvania’s favorite Sheetz MTO sandwich of all time.

“Dude, rumsprigen is so cool, I’m so stoned”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025

pump fun

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

i just had some pump fun

by iknowmorethanishould July 3, 2025

Pump Puppy

A man who jerks off for their partner on command

“Have you heard of Jessica’s Boyfriend?”
“Yeah, he’s a total Pump Puppy”

by #1 Pump Puppy July 14, 2025

pumpa

Euphemism for masturbation or having sex

I did pumpa all over a sexy girl on Google images and if was so fun I want to do it again

by DriponmaSoup123 August 17, 2025

Pump Thrusting

Pump Thrusting is when you use a anal pump and put a large amount of artificial cum into your ass until it drips out

Hey bro are you into Pump Thrusting
Yeah i am how'd you know

by mynameisej August 17, 2025

Pumby

Pumby (adj.) (pronounced: Pum-bee)

A little character that looks like a mix of a teletubby and demon. Used to express themselves when feeling silly

“It’s pumby time”

by lalalalamink August 24, 2025