by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017
Get the Empty Hot Pocketmug. (A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019
Get the Alabama Pocket Wrenchmug. Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.
Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
by Cheyennekid3 April 30, 2019
Get the Hoosier hot pocketmug. by sloth god December 25, 2018
Get the western hot pocketmug. The act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head firThe act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head first into your vagina. You then leave him in the womb for nine months before giving birth to him. After this, he will be an infant again, sort of like a butterfly emerging from it's cucoon.
by poopface12345 February 28, 2015
Get the grandpa in my pocketmug. When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.
by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016
Get the columbian hot pocketmug. The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
Get the pocket paddy-cakemug.