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road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"
by smegmatary June 22, 2025
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why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.
"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."
by satternut July 18, 2003
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Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.
This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket
by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023
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road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.
by pat July 13, 2003
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Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.
"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"
by Randomthing December 22, 2024
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