The internet

Where you find porn

I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!

by Mccheze12186 January 23, 2018

internet language assimilation

The subconscious reaction with online chatters ,whom are speaking in different audible accents , to assimilate language which varies from their own and towards other accents. Different dialects of the English language can sometimes assimilate when groups or individuals meet in international chatrooms or media platforms.This occurs when there are commonalities and familiarization between people IE slang words used by American chatters such as DUDE and YALL become common words for all in the chatroom.

Internet language assimilation is a common but largely unrecognized phenomenon that all international voice chatters are guilty of.

by Islalover November 19, 2019

Dead Internet Theory

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.

The "Dead Internet Theory" is now a fact

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025

internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

The Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM)

The type of person who constantly, involuntarily, responds to messages one message behind everyone else - especially if the subject has already shifted.

Person A: Let’s go to the mall
Person B: Nah let’s go to the movies

Person A: Okay what movie should we see?
Person C: What should we get at the mall?
Person A: Oh great, the Internet Explorer Messenger (IEM) is here

by MelanieBanks July 27, 2023

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

by rk092 December 25, 2023