Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.

The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Skronk N' Bones

A big ole' bird that so skinny that's it's barely more than skin and bones. But it's also a skrank. Hence: Skronk N' Bones

Hey, get your pokey elbows away from me, Skronk N' Bones

by Cashual Observer February 20, 2011

Burn 'n' Blow

When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.

"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"

by JCmeetsJC September 2, 2018

Puke-n-peace

Verb; the ultimate "party foul" in which a person, typically unknown to the master of the house they're at, vomits in a conspicuous location and promptly vacates the premises.

"That asshole you brought over last night puke-n-peaced."

by Bjorn Yagen September 15, 2009

shag n switch

This is the term to describe what Cameron Aston did throughout high school instead of revising for GCSEs

Cameron's a fuckboy, all he does is shag n switch

by Unknown user 2568 August 17, 2017

Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"

by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020

Dick n' Bolt

When one puts one's penis in an open chamber of AR or any weapon system with a bolt carrier and slams the bolt home with one's penis in it.
(Originally a Gru meme)

(Gru meme)

YOU TAKE AR!

PUT DICK IN CHAMBER!

SLAM BOLT HOME WITH DICK IN IT!!!
slam bolt home with dick in it?

DICK N' BOLT

Person A: Hey guys? Dare me to do a DICK N'BOLT with my AR?

Person B: YEAH DICK N' BOLT!!!!

by KABAR April 30, 2021