Matthew

The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.

Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.

First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?

Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew

by Peenchy July 29, 2022

Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024

Matthew

I love you my pookie wookie dookie bear. ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Matthew is my pooks not yours

by Biggiewiggey204 May 23, 2024

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

matthew

big retard

oh look at that matthew it’s a big retard!

by Luckychamer2.0 February 18, 2023

matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023