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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
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Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
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Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.
Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.
by Caveman K August 10, 2025
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
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Jimmy type jawn

Ivan hit a Jimmy type jawn last week
by ivotguapyy November 10, 2024
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy wants to fake several instances of prom with females.
Did you hear they canceled prom this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, are you free for prom pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, I'm always free for jimmy posting!
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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Jimmy Neutron

If your friends gave you this nickname you have a massive 🐓
Billy:hey “jimmy neutron” jimmy:hey billy, wanna see my massive c0ck?
by LuckyIFuckedADuck July 13, 2021
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