January 31 is national ask your crush out day!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021
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Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023
Get the January 1st mug.The last day The Lorax (2012) was available on Netflix in 2022, following the death of Betty White, voice of Grammy Norma in the movie, and around 2 months before the 10 year anniversary of the film.
Person: Did you hear about what happened on January 6 2022?
Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...
Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...
by Bunkeringo Jones Sr. June 10, 2022
Get the January 6 2022 mug.similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%
dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
by whamstan December 31, 2018
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by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025
Get the January mug.Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 17, 2017
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