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January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021
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January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!
Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023
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January 6 2022

The last day The Lorax (2012) was available on Netflix in 2022, following the death of Betty White, voice of Grammy Norma in the movie, and around 2 months before the 10 year anniversary of the film.
Person: Did you hear about what happened on January 6 2022?

Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...
by Bunkeringo Jones Sr. June 10, 2022
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no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%
dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
by whamstan December 31, 2018
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January

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.
If you come across a January , keep her, they're precious and rare.
by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025
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January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 17, 2017
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January 24th

You’re the best person in the world DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC DNC D NC DNC DNC DNC
ALL the ladies: omg are you born on January 24th???!!!! SEX RIGHT NOW
by january 24th October 3, 2021
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