Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

by dirty facts May 9, 2019

brain faggard

one who is suffering from brain fag. Also called brain faggot.

After severe exertion, the boy turned out to be a brain faggard.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2013

Slosh brain

A slosh brain is someone who has a mental disability, or your average person. Unaware of having any manners, drives a low "pimped out" honda civic with a homosexual exghaust pipe that he alone is the only person that thinks it sounds good. A slosh brain also can be used for African Americans that are hypersensitive about their own race, turning anything and everything into a racist remark, slosh brain runs exspecially rampant in female African Americans that think people owe them something, don't hold the door for others, speaks extremely loud for absolutely no reason, eats with mouth open, ignorant to pretty much everything in their life. Slosh brain is also the typical person that doesnt know how to drive, such as tailgating,going 35mph in a 55mph, going slower then traffic in the left lane.

Drake- "That black chick over there is complaining about white water rafting, she thinks it should be called black water rafting."

Lil Wayne- "What a slosh brain.."

by Erik Townend February 3, 2012

brain dead

A girl who either refuses to perform, who who is bad at, oral sex.

"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.

by Joe Gilpin May 6, 2008

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

bugs in my brain

if you have bugs in your brain it means your going crazy or you just have bugs in your brain!

like i got bugs in my brain and i'm going insane(tm)

by eeky bee August 22, 2006