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Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it
Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight
by Sboyanon September 1, 2021
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.
“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”
by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021
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Dutch National Anthem

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple
by Neihlon March 9, 2024
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.
That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.
by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022
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Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air
So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)
by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020
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