all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.

Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 16, 2024

Human life

I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.

Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 12, 2022

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011

The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person

omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me

by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024

human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.

"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"

by humandickipedia January 24, 2023

Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".

"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."

by TonerPrime March 03, 2018