goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

goat

A contestant on reality television who is brought to the end of the show due to a lack of a chance of winning.

“I want to bring Kass to the end of the game because she’s a goat; she has zero chance of winning.”

by survivormk July 5, 2020

goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

Goat

Lebron

Lebron is the goat

by Kencarsontop6 February 28, 2025

gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything

Look at gregg hes gregg the goat

by Mr.kkkkkkkk May 8, 2018