No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 07, 2021
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No fucks giving

TRACE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING “NO FUCKS GIVING
K said somebody stole my car.
Trace said so what? No fucks giving
by No fucks giving November 04, 2018
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National Give Nudes Day

April 24th is the day you need nudes from someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could ask for nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Give Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Give Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by xSuperPenguin April 23, 2019
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Who gives a flying fig

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!
by Youtube Pooper May 07, 2017
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If The Give Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Depakote, Suelte Eso Psychic, Psychiatry And <&> Psychology
If The Give Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Depakote, Suelte Eso Psychic, Psychiatry And <&> Psychology
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Give your gf your hoodie day

The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….
Girl: GUESS WHAT

Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it

GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable

Girl: * forever happy*
by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 18, 2022
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Give unto God what is God's

Well, if I was using your logic I would say "God's not doing what I want and said a thing I don't like so it gets no credit for anything"
Hym "But I'm not going to use your logic... Because I'm a genius and mine is better. So, I'll give unto God what is God's and give it credit for doing what you claim it did 'creating an inferior race of beings to have it's way with for eternity' and 'murdering everyone with space time and monsters and bugs.' There! I gave it the credit it deserves! "
by Hym Iam March 11, 2024
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