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free varghse

free verse: a poetic form divided into lines of no particular length or meter, without a rhyme scheme.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

free varghse: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about free verse.
"free varghse!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 19, 2013
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Free-Lippin'

When a girl (usually a slut) wears pants, with no underwear underneath.

Female version of freeballin.
Scott: "hey man, did you ever bang Alexa?"

Luke: "of course bro, you didn't know that bitch is free-lippin' all the time? Too easy."
by Hahaha234!!! January 29, 2014
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free hound

An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
by CoyoteWolf12 April 21, 2014
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free-fatting

When you decide to wear a clingy dress or shirt without shape wear
It is 100 degrees out. I don't care I'm free-fatting this dress today
by Tphoto May 1, 2014
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spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour
Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run
by Gingagon June 23, 2014
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free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."
by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014
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gluteun-free

(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
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