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chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.
In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
by Prance Stewart January 23, 2014
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gucci fish

eww she is a gucci fish
by littlemeeker23 June 3, 2010
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josiah fish

A sexy fuckin dude with a massive cock his stroke game can make any girl cum. Hes got a great body and great personality. He has a great sence of humor and doesent care to get embaressed f or a good laugh he is the life of the party and gets all the fuckin hos and hes not afraid to try anything at least once.
Ex.
Girl 1: is that josiah fish hes so hot

Girl 2 :he was at the party yesterday he proble would of fucked you.
by Fishjos October 17, 2017
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Fishing Liscence

The ultimate inside joke. Has no real meaning. To be used when an inside joke is told that you are not a part of.
Suzy - "...and then Tommy was all like purple face monkey cleaner! HAHAHA!"
You - "Hey Suzy, FISHING LISCENCE!!!"
by Shadyladiekiller January 22, 2009
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floppin fish

What it is called when someone wipes jizz on a dry surface
Theirs floppin fish all over this desk!
by Eric S P September 25, 2006
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Anus fish

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
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Fish Mac

A McDonald's Big Mac that has had the middle bun replaced by a Filet-O-Fish patty. Also referred to as a Redneck Surf n' Turf.
My friend tricked me into eating a Fish Mac and I had to sit on the toilet for 2 weeks.
by J_Cut May 14, 2011
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