Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 29, 2010

Facebook guerilla

A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.

I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky March 3, 2015

facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!

by CBeason August 1, 2013

Facebook Idea

An idea that you come up with that has the ability to make you billions of dollars.

Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.

Guy: I'm sick of running out money. I need to come up with a Facebook Idea.

by ryantornado October 14, 2010

Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.

I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing

by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020

Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid

Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha

by oody3000 January 12, 2010