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chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.
by d115 February 17, 2009
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go Chris Brown on you

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.
by team rihanna February 12, 2009
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Sonny Boy Chris

Chris is a great lil son. He can’t beat you in game pigeon but we love em anyway. He is strangely happy all the time which puts everyone around him in a good mood. It’s weird to see him sad, and when he is sad you are sad. We don’t want our lil Sonny boy to be sad. Sonny Boy Chris is absolutely hilarious and has the best sense of humor ever. He is a people person and can make anyone around him happy.
Sonny Boy Chris galloped through the tulips.
by Meedow February 11, 2019
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Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba
"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G
by cockandnuts February 11, 2009
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Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"
by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021
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Chris Beat-Her-Down

The new name Chris Brown has earned for beating up Rihanna.
Chris Beat-Her-Down's career is downhill from now!
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Chris Brown Beat Down

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown
Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call
by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010
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