The most annoying word ever to say to a person when they are mad because when you say it, it means:
Stop getting mad and making a big deal out of something. Yeah sometimes when you say that I think you just wanna get bopped in the head
Stop getting mad and making a big deal out of something. Yeah sometimes when you say that I think you just wanna get bopped in the head
Person 1:OH MY SHUT UP I DONT COMPLAIN!!
Person 2: Yes you are so chill
Person 1: DONT TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN OR CHILL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I COMPLAIN OR SOMETHING WHEN I DO NOT!!!
Person 2: Oh I’m sorry I’m telling the truth
Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT UP ITS NOT WILL YOU STOP MAKING ME MAD AND THE TRUTH FUCKING HURTS!
Person 2: Then I’m sorry I accept the truth because I’m more mature then you
Person 2: Yes you are so chill
Person 1: DONT TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN OR CHILL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I COMPLAIN OR SOMETHING WHEN I DO NOT!!!
Person 2: Oh I’m sorry I’m telling the truth
Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT UP ITS NOT WILL YOU STOP MAKING ME MAD AND THE TRUTH FUCKING HURTS!
Person 2: Then I’m sorry I accept the truth because I’m more mature then you
by Scarfo September 15, 2018
Get the Chill mug.Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
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That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill
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