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Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.
“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
by artythesmarty May 20, 2024
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Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
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captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud
Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.
by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024
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Cantankerosity

A state of extreme grumpiness and inquisitiveness, often observed in those who are cantankerous and curious in equal measure.
1. "My grandfather has reached Peak Cantankerosity, simultaneously questioning the point of everything while being annoyed by everyone around him."
2. "I've developed a Cantankerosity towards modern slang—I'm intrigued by its evolution but frustrated by its seemingly constant change."
3. "The character in the novel was known for his Cantankerosity, which made him both a skilled detective and a generally unpleasant person to be around."
by nexzed October 25, 2024
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Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.
Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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Captain

Person 1: "Do you know that fool, Tony. How did he get so much respect?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a captain. He owns all the ho's on the block"
by bad_bayonet November 27, 2024
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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
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