Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.

Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*

by CombineTheElite August 02, 2021

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 13, 2022

pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.

Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner

by Trisauce May 19, 2023

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.

1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.

by fueledbyloveandramen April 20, 2011