Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

I need Tyler in me, give me a Tyler Boner!!!!!

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Aftershock Boner

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.

After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.

by JackTen October 3, 2019

Pro Boner

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Stank boner

When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.

Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.

Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.

by Crackheadniggerpenis October 9, 2022

Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.

"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."

by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012

Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016