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Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.
by Captain titties April 6, 2017
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Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.
Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*
by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021
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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.
Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.
by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022
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Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it
Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?
by Officer Klaus August 7, 2022
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Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation
That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner
by Rotney Den November 20, 2009
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Boner City

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.
"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"
by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020
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Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.
by drew2258 June 5, 2017
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