Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.
by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014
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"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016
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by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
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SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."
OR
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
HE: "Almost..."
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SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
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by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015
Get the Banana Hammock Jamboree mug.When a girl's vagina has the look, feel, taste, smell, and consistency of a Banana Pepper. Imagine having a banana pepper right in front of you. You can see it's bright yellow coloring, you can smell the vinegar, you salivate at the thought and smell of it as if you can taste it.
Now imagine pulling down her underwear and that is what you see and smell. Now, instead of a banana pepper or a vagina, you have a banana pepper pussy right in front of you. You're about to go in for the kill, but the sight, stench, and juices that emit from the pussy are rancid, as if the sweat and work from the day has spoiled it. It has not been refrigerated or stored properly, it is a nice body temperature degree.
If you have a cut on your lips, inside your mouth or on your tongue, an STD is the least of your worries. The vinegar will burn worse than Gonorrhea. The stench and liquid will stain your hands, mouth and life like Gonorrhea though.
Now imagine pulling down her underwear and that is what you see and smell. Now, instead of a banana pepper or a vagina, you have a banana pepper pussy right in front of you. You're about to go in for the kill, but the sight, stench, and juices that emit from the pussy are rancid, as if the sweat and work from the day has spoiled it. It has not been refrigerated or stored properly, it is a nice body temperature degree.
If you have a cut on your lips, inside your mouth or on your tongue, an STD is the least of your worries. The vinegar will burn worse than Gonorrhea. The stench and liquid will stain your hands, mouth and life like Gonorrhea though.
Guy: "Hey girl, you got that Banana Pepper Pussy"
Girl: "What does that mean?"
Guy: "It means your pussy stench and consistency of a yellow, vinegary fucking Banana Pepper, bitch. Stay away."
Girl: "What does that mean?"
Guy: "It means your pussy stench and consistency of a yellow, vinegary fucking Banana Pepper, bitch. Stay away."
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