Fat Rich

That mate that has done it all..... Not only that, also invited or created it.

"Wow did you see the new SpaceX rocket"
Fat Rich - "You know I help build that rocket"

"FUCK I got mugged the other day - feel shit"
Fat Rich - "I got mugged once, he was using a vintage 1900 flint lock gun. But lucky I invented that shit - so knew exactly how to stop him."

by jasbee November 9, 2018

fat swap

When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.

"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"

"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"

by TheDogman January 13, 2014

fat cont

A fat cont is a fat man with a vagina

Wow that homosexual is such a fat cont

"Gary stop being such a fat cont"

by lilByrOn January 27, 2018

Fat Trick

Fucking three fat chicks all in the same night at separate times.

Bob: I got a hat trick last night
Tom: What are you talking about? Those chicks were whales, it was a fat trick.

by KD4747 January 9, 2009

Fat-squirter

A woman of unattractive size that squirts a load upon reaching climax.

Commonly used also in conjunction with referencing sluts etc.

"Ugh, are u talking about jaimelea?"

"Yeah bro."

"She's fucking disgusting. All the boys have been through that fat-squirter."

by PizzadippedinRanchsauce August 10, 2017

fat track

Begins earlier in the day when one or a multitude of people have gone to a restaurant and then a place for desert. Then later that day the same people or person decide to go back and do the same places to eat but in reverse order. Also can be used in reference to a buffet.

Pizza Hut and Tcby were so good earlier today. Let's "fat track" through them again.

by Sevomira December 22, 2016

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011