Skip to main content

jacob choi

by gex simp November 22, 2023
mugGet the jacob choi mug.

Jacob

Jacob is someone that loves his friend Tony
by totally not jacob November 23, 2023
mugGet the Jacob mug.

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
mugGet the davey jacobs mug.

Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
mugGet the Jacob mug.

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
mugGet the Pull a Jacob mug.

jacob sanger

Real Big Chinned guy. Has a big johnny and never has a full tank of gas. J cole enthusiast
John: Whats your personality like?
Goblin: Oh like a jacob sanger wannabe
by owenzachkortlops12334i4 November 28, 2023
mugGet the jacob sanger mug.

Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.
Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock
by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023
mugGet the Jacob Hancock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email