Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

Gods-Gracism

The complete idiocy and lack of awareness when talking about a subject.

Usually defined when a person asks a question which answer would be common knowledge or states a ‘fact’ which is actually completely false.

1: “When pigs fly!”
2: “Don’t pigs already fly?”
1: “Thats Gods-Gracism, dumbass”

by Jackrlad December 6, 2021

God Box

The God Box Is The Mysterious Box In SMG4, It Belongs To Box Club Leader. When Opened. It Will Unleashed The Unspeakable Horrors. The Thing That SMG1 Hated It.

Box Club Leader: Opened The God Box. FOOL.
SMG1: Why?
Box Club Leader: Because It's Unlimited Power!
SMG1: No! Its Not! Because The Box Opens The World Will Be DOOMED!

by TechraticSam April 13, 2022

baguette god

the thing you call a baguette when it is so good that you call it a god

wow this is good

it is a baguette god

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH December 2, 2020

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021