wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.

(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"

by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public

Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.

by MJomes November 24, 2022

Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022