The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

by anonymous November 26, 2020

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.
by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

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by moomooon October 20, 2020

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019
