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Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
mugGet the Salad Miserymug.

Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.
"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"
by anonymous November 26, 2020
mugGet the Pimp Saladmug.

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.
Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad
by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020
mugGet the nigga saladmug.

pounding a salad

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?
by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015
mugGet the pounding a saladmug.

prime salad

Omg you got me a drink, prime salad!
by Kingkiely March 5, 2021
mugGet the prime saladmug.

salad

a conservative person; someone who can't handle change
by moomooon October 20, 2020
mugGet the saladmug.

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
mugGet the Roberto Saladmug.

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